Date, Rendezvous Quotes

Ok, look. If we survive the next 24 hours, then I'll take you out on a real date.

— My life's pretty boring.
— Yeah, mine too. You have dinner with me tonight? Nice, dull, boring dinner? Scrabble, knock-knock jokes, anecdotes about dead Italians?

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I wouldn't have gone to dinner
If I knew that you'd agree with everything I say.

— You ever going to ask me out, Will?
— I’m just waiting for the right moment.
— That’s good to know. Alright. I’ll see you around.
— Abby, I’m waiting for the right moment because when I ask you out, there’s not going to be any turning back for me. I’m not going to date anybody else for the rest of my life, I’m not going to love anybody else for the rest of my life. I’m not going to really care about anything else for the rest of my life. I’m waiting for the right moment, Abby, because when I ask you out, it’s going to be the most important moment of my life, and I just want to make sure that I get it right.

— I'm taking Will to a concert thing.
— Sorry, you're going on a date?
— It's too booby..
— Way too booby! Given it's a man for whom your boobs are mostly eye-level.

Will is a wheelchair-bound guy.

— Have you seen any snowy egrets out here?
— Neither have I.
— Not that I'd know a snowy egret if I was pissing on one. You want some lunch?
— I think it's a little late in the season.
— For lunch?
— For pissing on birds.

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The Witches of Eastwick

Let's stay together in our place,
And let's drink a couple of glasses of expensive brandy.
Let's remember one thing, how good it was,
How awesome it was, but the time has come.