Friends [Season 3, Episode 17]

— It never takes me more than a week to get over a relationship.
— It never takes you more than a shower to get over a relationship.

— This is just like my parents' divorce... which is when I first started smoking.
— Weren't you 9?
— Yeah. I'm telling you something, that first smoke after naptime...

— You slept with another woman?
— Oh, you're one to talk.

— Chandler!
— Well, at least let me smoke it to the good part.

— Could you close that window? My nipples could cut glass.
— Really? Because mine get me out of tickets.