Friends [Season 2, Episode 7]

— So I figured it out.
— What?
— Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. I'm not sexy enough.
— Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said?
— What?
— I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."

— It's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday.
— Why not?
— Because it's Sunday! It's God's day.

And that, my friend, is what they call "closure."