— What, you cut yourself shaving? — Yeah. — Old razor? — Old face. Lethal Weapon 3 Martin Riggs Roger Meurtot face shaving old age Sad Quotes
— Can you sail this? — There's no trick. That's the front, that's the back, water all around. Lethal Weapon Martin Riggs Roger Meurtot Ironic Quotes
— God hates me, is what it is. — Hate Him back. It works for me. Lethal Weapon Martin Riggs Roger Meurtot hate God Sarcastic Quotes
— What do we do? — What else? We bury the fuckers. And you know what else? We do this right, we get famous. Do shaving ads. Girls. Money. — With our luck, we'll do Forest Lawn commercials. Lethal Weapon Roger Meurtot Martin Riggs advertising Sarcastic Quotes
— You ever met anybody you didn't kill? — Well, I haven't killed you yet. — Don't do me no favors. Lethal Weapon Roger Meurtot Martin Riggs Sarcastic Quotes
— You don't trust me at all, do you? — I tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody... especially me or yourself, then I'll start trusting you. — Fair enough. <...> It's the only thing I was ever good at. Lethal Weapon Martin Riggs Roger Meurtot murder Ironic Quotes
— You were out fishing. I mean, does trouble just go looking for you? — Well, it seems to know pretty much where l am most of the time. Lethal Weapon 4 Martin Riggs Lorna Cole problems, troubles, issues rest Ironic Quotes
— Want me to drive? — You're supposed to be suicidal. — Anybody who drives in this town is suicidal. Lethal Weapon Martin Riggs Roger Meurtot Los Angeles cars Sarcastic Quotes
— First time in 20 years I get the bathroom to myself. No kids banging on the door. No wife asking me to hurry up. Just me and my new Saltwater Sportsman magazine! — The one with the article on deep-sea fishing? — So I'm reading about marlin fishing in the Gulf of Mexico... when I glanced over. [caption: «Boom. You're dead»] — Oh, Jesus. Is that all? You scared the shit out of me. — Scared the shit out of you? — How long you been here? — I've been here all night. My legs are so numb I don't know if I can... — Don't move. — I can't. Lethal Weapon 2 Roger Meurtot Martin Riggs Sarcastic Quotes
— This was a new car, Riggs. — Well, it still is. Lethal Weapon 2 Roger Meurtot Martin Riggs new Sarcastic Quotes
— Do you sleep with that thing? — I would if I slept. Lethal Weapon Roger Meurtot Martin Riggs shooting Sarcastic Quotes
— Rianne's pregnant. You're gonna be a grandfather. — Rianne's what?! But Rianne can't be pregnant. She's not married! — Well, l don't think she intended to get that way. Lethal Weapon 4 Roger Meurtot Martin Riggs pregnancy Sarcastic Quotes
— Hold it right there, pal. Step up here, please. — What did I do? — Stand there. What'd you do? Jaywalking. I saw you. I have to cite you. — Jaywalking? Oh, Jesus, come on. — Can you handle this or should I radio for backup? Lethal Weapon 3 Roger Meurtot Martin Riggs fines Funny Quotes
— I slept with Sergeant Cole. — Sergeant Cole from Traffic? — No, not Sergeant Cole from Traffic. Lorna. Sergeant Cole from Traffic's her uncle. Lethal Weapon 3 Martin Riggs Roger Meurtot Ironic Quotes