— The guys in the 80s aren't tough. They're sensitive people. They show emotions around women, shit like that. I think I'm an 80s man. — How do you figure? — Last night... ... I cried in bed. How's that? — Were you with a woman? — I was alone. Why do you think I was crying? Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share 1 comment Roger MeurtotSergeant McCaskieMenIronic Quotes
— Can you sail this? — There's no trick. That's the front, that's the back, water all around. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Martin RiggsRoger MeurtotIronic Quotes
I'm too old for this shit. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share 2 comments Roger MeurtotOld AgeFamous Quotes
— God hates me, is what it is. — Hate Him back. It works for me. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Martin RiggsRoger MeurtotHateGodSarcastic Quotes
— What do we do? — What else? We bury the fuckers. And you know what else? We do this right, we get famous. Do shaving ads. Girls. Money. — With our luck, we'll do Forest Lawn commercials. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Roger MeurtotMartin RiggsAdvertisingSarcastic Quotes
— You ever met anybody you didn't kill? — Well, I haven't killed you yet. — Don't do me no favors. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Roger MeurtotMartin RiggsSarcastic Quotes
— You don't trust me at all, do you? — I tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody... especially me or yourself, then I'll start trusting you. — Fair enough. <...> It's the only thing I was ever good at. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Martin RiggsRoger MeurtotMurderIronic Quotes
— Want me to drive? — You're supposed to be suicidal. — Anybody who drives in this town is suicidal. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Martin RiggsRoger MeurtotLos AngelesCarsSarcastic Quotes
— What's your name? — Don't tell him, Alfred. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Roger MeurtotThe Sacré-Coeur BoyNameFunny Quotes
— Do you sleep with that thing? — I would if I slept. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Roger MeurtotMartin RiggsShootingSarcastic Quotes
— When he goes, you don't want to be near him. — Thank you, doctor. You've been very helpful. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Roger MeurtotDr. Stephanie WoodsSuicideSarcastic Quotes
— We're going to get bloody on this one. — Are you really crazy? Or are you as good as you say you are? — You're gonna have to trust me. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Martin RiggsRoger MeurtotRevenge