Los Angeles Quotes

Annie: It's so clean out here.
Alvie: Because they don't throw garbage away. They make it into TV shows.

— There's no subway in Los Angeles.
— Yes, there is.
— Where? How come I've never seen it?
— It's underground.

I showed up in LA with $500 and a backpack and I stayed at a shelter, so nobody handed me anything. I worked for every single thing that I have.

I find that people make Los Angeles their home for one of two reasons. Either they're running from something or looking for something. So ask yourself... Which is it? Running or looking?

— Want me to drive?
— You're supposed to be suicidal.
— Anybody who drives in this town is suicidal.

— Do you really want me to tell 10-year-old boy that somebody he cares about was pretending to like him? What kind of lesson is that?
— He lives in LA. He might as well learn now.

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