— The guys in the 80s aren't tough. They're sensitive people. They show emotions around women, shit like that. I think I'm an 80s man. — How do you figure? — Last night... ... I cried in bed. How's that? — Were you with a woman? — I was alone. Why do you think I was crying? Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share 1 comment Lethal WeaponRoger MeurtotSergeant McCaskieMenIronic Quotes
— What, you cut yourself shaving? — Yeah. — Old razor? — Old face. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Lethal Weapon 3Martin RiggsRoger MeurtotFaceShavingOld AgeSad Quotes
— Can you sail this? — There's no trick. That's the front, that's the back, water all around. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Lethal WeaponMartin RiggsRoger MeurtotIronic Quotes
I'm too old for this shit. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share 2 comments Lethal WeaponOld AgeFamous Quotes
— God hates me, is what it is. — Hate Him back. It works for me. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Lethal WeaponMartin RiggsRoger MeurtotHateGodSarcastic Quotes
— What do we do? — What else? We bury the fuckers. And you know what else? We do this right, we get famous. Do shaving ads. Girls. Money. — With our luck, we'll do Forest Lawn commercials. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Lethal WeaponRoger MeurtotMartin RiggsAdvertisingSarcastic Quotes
— You ever met anybody you didn't kill? — Well, I haven't killed you yet. — Don't do me no favors. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Lethal WeaponRoger MeurtotMartin RiggsSarcastic Quotes
— You don't trust me at all, do you? — I tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody... especially me or yourself, then I'll start trusting you. — Fair enough. <...> It's the only thing I was ever good at. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Lethal WeaponMartin RiggsRoger MeurtotMurderIronic Quotes
— On any normal day, I'd smack you in the mouth. — Is that so? — It's a normal day. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Lethal Weapon 3Roger MeurtotDirectorThreatsSarcastic Quotes
— Want me to drive? — You're supposed to be suicidal. — Anybody who drives in this town is suicidal. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Lethal WeaponMartin RiggsRoger MeurtotLos AngelesCarsSarcastic Quotes
— First time in 20 years I get the bathroom to myself. No kids banging on the door. No wife asking me to hurry up. Just me and my new Saltwater Sportsman magazine! — The one with the article on deep-sea fishing? — So I'm reading about marlin fishing in the Gulf of Mexico... when I glanced over. [caption: «Boom. You're dead»] — Oh, Jesus. Is that all? You scared the shit out of me. — Scared the shit out of you? — How long you been here? — I've been here all night. My legs are so numb I don't know if I can... — Don't move. — I can't.Читать далее » Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Lethal Weapon 2Roger MeurtotMartin RiggsSarcastic Quotes
— This was a new car, Riggs. — Well, it still is. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Lethal Weapon 2Roger MeurtotMartin RiggsNewSarcastic Quotes
— What's your name? — Don't tell him, Alfred. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Lethal WeaponRoger MeurtotThe Sacré-Coeur BoyNameFunny Quotes
— Do you sleep with that thing? — I would if I slept. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Lethal WeaponRoger MeurtotMartin RiggsShootingSarcastic Quotes
— When he goes, you don't want to be near him. — Thank you, doctor. You've been very helpful. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Lethal WeaponRoger MeurtotDr. Stephanie WoodsSuicideSarcastic Quotes
— Rianne's pregnant. You're gonna be a grandfather. — Rianne's what?! But Rianne can't be pregnant. She's not married! — Well, l don't think she intended to get that way. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Lethal Weapon 4Roger MeurtotMartin RiggsPregnancySarcastic Quotes