Stupidity Quotes

There is no sin except stupidity.

The books are to remind us what asses and fools we are.

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<...> and her husband, a red-cheeked, white-whiskered creature who, like so many of his class, was under the impression that inordinate joviality can atone for an entire lack of ideas.

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Oscar Wilde

The Picture of Dorian Gray

Optimism

— You've got two more minutes, they want to know more about the driver.
— Forget him, he's an idiot. Why else would he think himself a suspect?
— I think he's a suspect.

...stupidity is one of the two things we see most clearly in retrospect. The other is missed chances.

Hey, you may think I'm dumb, but you overestimate me!

— Can I say something crazy? Will you marry me?
— Can I say something even crazier? Yes!

Don't listen to them, Leela. People said I was dumb, but I proved them!

You're barking at the moon, moron.

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Men in Black II

Sarcastic Quotes

Education — that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.

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Ambrose Bierce

The Devil's Dictionary

Mr. Madison, what you've just said... Is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Billy Madison

Principal Max Anderson

Funny Quotes

It's you, so fashioned and programmed by the construct of patriarchal society that you no longer know what's best for yourself. A damsel too dumb to even know she's in distress.

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Chuck Palahniuk

Snuff

— Nothing stupid!
— You know me!
— That's what I mean.

Saying the coronavirus panic is dumb is dumb.

https://twitter.com/nntaleb/status/1236319814576214016

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Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Epidemic

Panic

A lot of people would say that's what heroism is... stupidity. Doing something that if you thought about it, you wouldn't do it, it's not in your... interest.

My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumb ass.