If those aren't tears of happiness, please stop crying.

Valentine's Day's coming? Oh, crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!

If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue or a low IQ or an explosive violent temper, of course you're going to be lonely.

Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears!

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?

— I haven't felt this happy since Double Soup Tuesday at the orphanarium.
— When I'm with you, every day feels like Double Soup Tuesday.

Don't listen to them, Leela. People said I was dumb, but I proved them!

— When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?
— To have parents.
— Whatever. The correct answer is, to be a superhero!

I feel like a rat. Here I am whining like a pig while all along Leela is as lonely as a frog.