Independence Day

You know, this was supposed to be my weekend off. But, no! You got me out here, dragging your heavy ass through the burning desert... with your dreadlocks sticking out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude... acting all big and bad. And what the hell is that smell?!

— Everybody hold someone's hand. Hold hands. Come on in.
— I'm not Jewish.
— Nobody's perfect.

Our official position is... we have no official position.

— Nothing stupid!
— You know me!
— That's what I mean.

— Regardless of what the tabloids have said, there were never any space crafts recovered by the government. Take my word for it, there is no Area 51 and no recovered space ship.
— Uh, excuse me, Mr. President, but that's not entirely accurate.