— Is that your new walk? — No. I really have to pee. Friends Season 3 Episode 16 Joey Tribbiani Chandler Bing Ironic Quotes
Where's your bathroom? I have to pee. Why do I have to pee? I thought I was dead. The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Episode 7 Vicki Donovan
Wipe from left to right to prevent scratches. Scratches are a breeding ground for germs. So be aware. Take special care around the bowl. I've told those crackpots 100 times to sit... but no, they gotta shoot and miss. Then they grin at you. Look at this. That's disgusting. Barfuss
Jesus, fuck! Close the fucking door if you're gonna take a shit. Zack and Miri Make a Porno Zack Brown Funny Quotes
She's got one of those wooden toilet seats. It'd have been like sitting on Pinocchio's mouth. Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 8 Charlie Harper Funny Quotes
— How do you go to the bathroom in space? — It's a highly technical process of cranking down the window and looking for a gas station which... Apollo 13 Journalist James Lovell