— You want my number? — I do. I do want your number. — Which number do you want, George? <...> I got numbers coming out of my ears. For instance, 10. — Ten. — Yeah. That's how many months old my baby girl is. — You got a little girl? — Yeah. Sexy, huh? How about this? Six. That's my other daughter. Eight is my son. Two is the times I've been married and divorced. $16 is what I have in my bank account. 850-3943, that's my phone number. I'm guessing zero is the number of times you're gonna call it.Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake Erin BrokovichGeorgeErin BrockovichRelationshipDigits And Numbers
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