She gives the worst massages ever! It was like she was torturing me for information. I wanted to give it up. I just didn't know what it was! Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Friends Season 5 Episode 13 Chandler BingTortureIronic Quotes
— Have you ever given a foot massage? — Don't be telling me about foot massages, I'm the foot fuckin' master. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Pulp FictionVincent VegaJules Winnfield
Masseuses — half doctors, half hookers that solve everything. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 18 Homer SimpsonFunny Quotes