The Simpsons [Season 22]

Boys don't have feelings, they have muscles.

Just pick a dead end and chill out till you die.

— I thought we were going to breakfast.
— First, we're visiting grampa.
— No fair, we just went to church.
— So we already heard stories from thousands of years ago that didn't happen.

Masseuses — half doctors, half hookers that solve everything.

— His blood! It's full of cholesterol!
— And not the good type.