Funeral Quotes

— When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea.
— You what?
— I wanna be buried at sea. It looks like fun.
— Define "fun."
— Come on. You'll make a day of it. You'll get a boat, pack a lunch...
— And then we throw your body in the water. Gee, that does sound fun.
— Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says, "Jack Geller, so predictable." Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say, "Buried at sea? Huh."
— That's probably what they'll say.
— I'd like that.

— Today is the grandest of parties for a certain mistress.
— A grand party?
— Yes. The final and largest ceremony of a lifetime, a funeral.

Kuroshitsuji

Season 1

Episode 6

Undertaker

— I had to turn down a job catering a funeral for 60 people.
— Oh, my God! What happened?
— Sixty guests.

Funerals, I'd decided, are not for the dead. They're for the living.

The Fault in Our Stars

Hazel Grace Lancaster

dead, corpses

Sad Quotes

A man can live a good life, be honorable, give to charity, but in the end, the number of people who come to his funeral is generally dependent on the weather.

Nothing But the Truth

Albert Burnside

— I don't see why you can't be there for the major events in Jack's life.
— I'd love to see him turn three.
— The major events, Paige: His graduation, his wedding, his divorce and his funeral. The big four.

— Simbelmyne. Ever has it grown on the tombs of my forebears. Now it shall cover the grave of my son. At last, that these evil days shall be mine... The young perish and the old linger. That I should live to see the last days of my house...
— Theodred's death was not of your making.
— No parent should have to bury their child.

The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

— But we promised to bury the poor soul inside.
— Ground's too hard. Them men wanted a decent burial, they should have gotten themselves killed in summer.

— What would you say if no one came to your funeral?
— Nothing, presumably.

If only my feelings had also been buried beneath the ground back then.

Kuroshitsuji