— Hey, summon the executioner! — Wait, knyaz! The executioner is no help here. No axe can cut out what a pen has written about! — Can`t it? My executioner is a virtuoso... Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Ilya Muromets i Solovey RazboynikVladimir, Prince of KievAlenushka (Ilya Muromets`s wife)
Morticia: — Wednesday's at that age when a young girl has only one thing on her mind. Ellen: — Boys? Wednesday: — Homicide. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 1 comment Addams Family ValuesMorticia AddamsEllen BuckmanWednesday Addams
Get right with God, y'all! This is it! Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment The A-TeamBosco "B.A." BaracusFunny Quotes
So, Doug, this is the morgue! It's cute, the little toe-tag. Like a present. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Scrubs Season 4 Episode 9 Dr. Elliot ReidMorgue
— This man should have died in a plane crash in Germany yesterday, but instead he is in a car boot in Southwark. — Lucky escape. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Sherlock Season 2 Episode 1 Sherlock HolmesLestradeSarcastic Quotes
— Were you following me today? — Yeah. — I thought that was you. I was hoping you'd come in and rob the place. — I have a gun. I could come by tomorrow? — You're so funny, Arthur. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Joker (2019)Joker / Arthur Fleck Sophie Dumond
You've been nothing but a disappointment to me since the moment I ran over you. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16 J.D.Funny Quotes
"You can keep the money. We're okay now. I feel bad. We got it all squared away." "What? I sold a kidney to get this. I mean, it wasn't mine, but what am I gonna tell the hooker when she wakes up? Kidding! She's not gonna wake up." Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Before We GoDannyBrooke DaltonSarcastic Quotes
— You are too precious for words. Why, I could just eat you alive. — Oh, no, Margaret. Too young. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment The Addams FamilyMargaret AlfordMorticia AddamsFunny Quotes
— "Uncle Niknak's winter wardrobe." — "Uncle Niknak's summer wardrobe." — "Uncle Niknak." Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment The Addams FamilyMorticia AddamsFunny Quotes
— Children, why do you hate the baby? — We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him. — Especially his head. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Addams Family ValuesGomez AddamsPugsley AddamsWednesday AddamsFunny Quotes
I don't care for brothers. My elder brother won't die, and my younger brothers seem never to do anything else. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 1 comment Oscar WildeThe Picture of Dorian GrayLord Henry WottonFamily
I left the stage because I thought I had to shit, but then I lost the feeling. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Peter SteeleSarcastic Quotes
I saw an old man get hit by a train. He didn't see it in the pouring rain. He didn't hear me shout «Look out for the train», Cause I didn't say anything. I just thought to myself: «Oh, this is gonna be sad». And it was. I am a genius. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Bo BurnhamSadSadnessLifeFunny Quotes
Dr. Goebbels had a dream of producing the pageant annually in Warsaw after the war, of letting the ruins of the ghetto stand forever as a setting for it. 'There would be Jews in the pageant?' I asked him. 'Certainly' he said, 'thousands of them.' 'May I ask, sir,' I said, 'where you expect to find any Jews after the war?' Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Kurt VonnegutSlaughterhouse-Five, or the Children's CrusadeWarJewsGenocide
Have you ever seen anyone die of bubonic plague?" "That unhappiness has not been mine." "The lymph glands in the groin and the armpits swell to the size of grapefruit." "I can well believe it." "After death, the body turns black – only black man doesn’t blaken. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Kurt VonnegutSlaughterhouse-Five, or the Children's CrusadeSarcastic Quotes