Gomez Addams

You are the only cactus in the garden of my life.

— Um...your first cigar!
— What? Come on, old man, I've smoked since I was 5. Mother insisted.

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Gomez Addams

Fester Addams (Gordon Craven)

Smoking, Cigarettes

Funny Quotes

Look at her... I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way — what bliss.

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Romantic Quotes

— Don't they make a handsome couple?
— He's a man; she's a woman: perfect match.

What a fool I was to doubt you. Dr. Pinder-Schloss explained everything. What a lovely woman. So chilly.

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Look at it, Fester. The primeval ooze. Quicksand, fumes, toxic waste. It's all ours, Fester. You belong here, old man.

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— Children, why do you hate the baby?
— We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him.
— Especially his head.

— Oh, Tish, that's French.
— Oui.
— Cara mia.

— You meant to blow them up?
— Of course, why else would a grown man play with trains? Wanna blow the other bridge?

— Oh, Gomez. The Bermuda Triangle!
— Devil's Island.
— The black hole of Calcutta.
— Excuse us.
— Second honeymoon...

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Morticia Addams

Gomez Addams

— I believe I am understanding. I can help, yes? The theory of displacement. Is this familiar?
— No. Tish?
— Oh, it is too exciting. I will explain.
— Is it unpleasant?
— Deeply...

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Dr. Greta Pinder-Schloss

Gomez Addams

— Your very own brother, you drive him away. "Go! Off with you!" But then you are feeling the little black monster.
— Pugsley?
— Guilt.

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Dr. Greta Pinder-Schloss

Gomez Addams

The mamushka has been an Addams' family tradition since God knows when. We danced the mamushka while Nero fiddled. We danced the mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the mamushka for Jack the Ripper. And now, Fester Addams, this mamushka is for you!

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