Scrubs: Short Quotes

— I'm dating an idiot.
— Yeah, but you knew what you were getting into.

— Love is like a butterfly. Hold it too tight and you'll crush it.
— Too loose and it flies away.

— I'm still a virgin.
— You're pregnant.
— Again?

Some things deserve to be tossed out on their asses.

I was just glad to watch TV and, for once, not be in a world of crap.

Oh, god? My brilliance is now becoming a bit of a burden. Get back to me.

Don't be embarrassed about staring at my ass. You're only human, and everybody does it anyway.

— Quick, first place we made love?
— Give me a break. We've never «made love».

Telling the truth's just the beginning. Owning it's the hard part.

It's amazing how your world can change in an instant.

We're both men. One of us more than the other. But that's OK...

Sometimes you just have to barrel through, no matter how much it sucks.

It's a riddle. Two guys destroyed your bike with a crowbar and a bat. One of 'em wasn't me.

Because no one understands how important sex is better than someone who isn't having it.

None of us wanted to say what we were thinking: How vulnerable we felt.

She's probably feeling awful so say something reassuring. You're going to hell.