Scrubs: Short Quotes

It's a mystery how one woman can drive you crazy over and over again.

Life's too short to hold a grudge.

Either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea.

I am your new friend, so suck it!

It's weird realising you missed someone you barely know.

— Are you an idiot?
— No, sir, I'm a dreamer.

— Laverne, what would you give me if I get this jellybean in your cleavage?
— A concussion.

The first step of solving any problem is admitting that you have one.

But more often than not, the answers we've been looking for have been inside us all along.

And, yes, change is scary, but it's also inevitable. It's up to you to make the best of it.

Sometimes reality takes the form of a kick to the head.

— You're the only man who's ever been inside of me.
— I just took out his appendix.

God, it's so weird how we always regress when we're with people from our past, you know?

There are moments in your life that make you realize what you've been missing.

Tell him how you feel without sounding like a girl, I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.

Do you actually listen to yourself when you speak, or do you find you drift in and out?