She gives the worst massages ever! It was like she was torturing me for information. I wanted to give it up. I just didn't know what it was!

— But you came to see Lilly?
— Yeah. Why?
— Lilly's dead.
— She what?
— She's dead.
— Are you sure?
— If she isn't, cremating her was a big mistake.

For the first time, I'm in a real relationship. I won't screw that up by telling the truth.