— Janice said, "Hi. Do I look fat today?" And I looked at her... — You looked at her? You never look. You just answer. It's like a reflex. "Do I look fat?" "No." "Is she prettier than I am?" "No." "Does size matter?" — No. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share 1 comment Ross GellerRachel GreenChandler Bing Season 3 Episode 3 RelationshipFlatteryAdviceIronic Quotes
— Okay. All right, how's this? Twenty-seven, Italian-American guy. He's an actor. Born in Queens. Wow! Big family. Seven sisters... and he's the only... boy. Oh, my God! Under personal comments: "New York Knicks rule." — Yeah, the Knicks rule! Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Monica GellerJoey Tribbiani Season 3 Episode 3
— You have a sign that says: "We don't swim in your toilet. Don't pee in our pool." — We don't have that sign. — You do! It was a gift from me. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Joey TribbianiMonica Geller Season 3 Episode 3 Funny Quotes
— You tell the doctor you did it jumping on your bed? — No. I had a whole story worked out, but then... Chandler sold me out. — I didn't think the doctor would buy that it "fell out of the socket". Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share 2 comments Rachel GreenJoey TribbianiChandler Bing Season 3 Episode 3 Funny Quotes