Friends [Season 3, Episode 19]

— The door's closed. I can't see anything with the door closed.
— And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave.

— Hello, people who do not live here.
— Hi.
— I gave you a key for emergencies.
— We were out of Doritos.

— I knew it. I knew it. I always knew she liked him. She'd say no, but here we are, right? We just broke up, first thing she does.
— You didn't just break up.
— Hey, it's been, like, three weeks.
— You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean, bullets have left guns slower.