Friends [Season 2, Episode 16]

— Why can't we use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap?
— Because soap is soap. It's self-cleaning.
— Next time you shower... think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.

— We didn't agree to live together forever. We're not Bert and Ernie.
— I'm aware that we're not gay puppets, all right?

— Are you cool with this? I don't wanna leave you high and dry.
— I've never been lower or wetter.

Then there was suffrage, which was good. But it sounds horrible.