Friends [Season 1, Episode 7]

— You had a crush on me?
— All right. It wasn't a crush, it was a dent.

New York City has no power
And the milk is getting sour
But to me it is not scary
Because I stay away from dairy

Passion is overrated. Eventually, it kind of... burns out. But hopefully, what you're left with is trust, and security, and... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism.