— John, you're a soldier, and it's going to take you a while to adjust to civilian life, and writing a blog about everything that happens to you will honestly help you.
— Nothing happens to me.

— How often do you make love?
— Twice today.
— Actually, it was three times. You were asleep for the last one.
— Wow. That really happened? It was weird that you were in one of my sex dreams.
— He is not allowed to dream about me. It gets too freaky.
— Cirque du Soleil freaky. One time, she was skinless.