Dr. Watson

— Don't do that.
— Do what?
— The look.
— Look?
— You're doing the look again.
— Well, I can't see it, can I? It's my face.
— Yes and you're doing a "We both know what's really going on here" face.
— We do.
— No, I don't, which is why I find the face so annoying.

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Sherlock

Season 2

— What was that noise downstairs?
— Oh, it was Mrs Hudson laughing.
— Hmm, it sounded like she was torturing an owl.
— Yeah, well, it was laughter.
— Could have been both.

— Seen a lot of injures, then. Violent deaths.
— Well, yes.
— Bit of trouble too, I bet?
— Of course. Yes. Enough for a lifetime, far too much.
— Want to see some more?
— Oh, God, yes.

— Hey, where did you get this? [Takes the ID card] Detective Inspector Lestrade?
— Yeah. I pickpocket him when he's annoying. You can keep that one, I've got plenty at the flat.

He will outlive God trying to have the last word.

— Your friend...
— Listen, whatever you say, I'm behind you 100 per cent.
— ...he's an arrogant sod.
— Well, that was mild. People say a lot worse than that.

— Alone is what I have. Alone protects me.
— No, friends protect people.

— Mrs Hudson's got a phone.
— She's downstairs. I shouted, but she didn't hear.
— I was the other side of London!
— There was no hurry.

— Sherlock, please tell me you haven't just gone out of your mind.
— I'd rather keep you quessing.

[John is handcuffed]
— Joining me?
— Yeah. Well, apparently it's against the law to chin the Chief Superintendent.

— Hello, Greg.
...
— Is that why you're calling yourself "Greg"?
— That's his name.
— Is it?
— Yes. If you'd ever bothered to find out.

— You don't have a girlfriend, then?
— Girlfriend? No, not really my area.
— Mm. Oh, right. Do you have a boyfriend?
— ...
— Which is fine, by the way.
— I know it's fine.
— So, you've got a boyfriend, then.
— No.

— So, that's it, is it? You're just going?
— Well, don't worry, there's a place for people like you, the desperate, the terrified. The once with nowhere else to run.
— What place?
— 221B Baker Street.