Stupidity Quotes

— Excellent Theft. Good work.
— Bank of England?
— Bank of England too big.
— Woolworths.
— Too small. Just sweets. Come on, think about it. I'm telling you... If you don't use your noggins, we ain't gonna get this dough together. I see erm... Yes... Kelly. What about that?
— Oh, my God! You want to steal Scarlett Johansson?

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St.Trinians

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Take up the White Man's burden— — No tawdry rule of kings,
But toil of serf and sweeper— — The tale of common things.
The ports ye shall not enter, The roads ye shall not tread,
Go make them with your living, And mark them with your dead.

Take up the White Man's burden— — And reap his old reward:
The blame of those ye better, The hate of those ye guard--
The cry of hosts ye humour (Ah, slowly!) toward the light:—
"Why brought ye us from bondage, "Our loved Egyptian night?"

Take up the White Man's burden— — Ye dare not stoop to less--
Nor call too loud on Freedom To cloak your weariness;
By all ye cry or whisper, By all ye leave or do,
The silent, sullen peoples Shall weigh your Gods and you.

People do a lot a dumb shit, 'cause it's easier.

My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumb ass.

Nationalism is a silly cock crowing on its own dunghill.

Joukossa tyhmyys tiivistyy.

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Finnish proverbs and sayings

Crowd

— You're an incredible man. Utterly incredible. I didn't think you could do it. Incredible! Is there anything you can't do?
— Uh, yes, madam, there is. I couldn't put sense in a fool's brain.

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