Ridicule, Mockery Quotes

— We found the case. According to someone, the murderer has the case, and we found it in the hands of our favourite psychopath.
— Not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.

— No way. That's my Division Championship soccer trophy! I can't believe he kept this.
— Yeah, it's probably the closest you ever came to being a boy.

Supernatural

Season 3

Let them see that their words can cut you and you’ll never be free of the mockery. If they want to give you a name take it make it your own. Then they can’t hurt you with it anymore.

— What are you, dying of some wasting disease?
— No, I'm right... I'm right here.
— I know exactly where your body is. What I'm lookin' for is some indication of a brain.

Scent of a Woman

Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade

Charlie Simms

Ironic Quotes

I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Captain Jack Sparrow

Funny Quotes

— You know why?
— No.
— Orders. Now, you do know what orders is, right?
— I think I got the concept.
— Orders is orders.
— So I guess no one ever taught you not to use the word you're defining in the definition.

— You remember Cinderella? The pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses?
— Dude! Could you be more gay? Don't answer that.

— Have you been sick? You've lost weight.
— Really? Whatever weight I lost, you found, pal.

Only a short time ago, I learned that people laughed at me. Now I can see that unknowingly I joined them in laughing at myself. That hurts the most.

We will all laugh at gilded butterflies.

William Shakespeare

The Tragedy of King Lear

Meaningful Quotes

Don't pin this on Christ, he's got enough nails in him.

— Darn it, we're all out of milk.
— Chandler, will you fill me up here?

– Oh, you're not, are you...? Tell me you're not archaeologists.
– Got a problem with archaeologists?
– I'm a time traveller. I point and laugh at archaeologists.
– Ah! [extending her hand for the Doctor to shake] Professor River Song. Archaeologist.

I'll be in a canoe paddling, making fun of your yacht.

Eminem

Bad Influence

Lenny, take this to Snow White and the three little chemists; they should have a gander at this.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Rory Breaker

Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way.

Plain White T's

Hey There Delilah

feelings