Ridicule, Mockery Quotes

23 quotes

— O, say, if I took a picture of a strange wart on my toe, would you show it to her and ask if it's normal?
— Sure, I'll pull it out over dinner.
— Come on! She's a dermatologist, and I have a hideous growth on my foot.
— The hideous growth on your foot is you.

Alan, having learned that Charlie's new girlfriend is a dermatologist, asks his brother to help.