Larry Flynt

I'm your dream client. I'm the most fun, I'm rich and I'm always in trouble.

There's nothing more certain to ruin a beautiful relationship than marriage.

Lots of money, lots of friends.

— Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth... so help you God?
— No.
— No?!
— I'm an atheist. I can't very well swear to a God I don't believe exists.
— Mr. Flynt, you are a handful.
— I know, Your Honor.

— Are you trying to hold Rev. Falwell up to ridicule?
— No. Contempt.

Opinions are like assholes, Your Honor. Everybody's got one.