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Poker Quotes

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— What happened to your money?
— Good question. You know how easy Texas Hold'em looks on TV when you can see the other guys' hole cards?
— Yeah.
— Very different in real life.

Two and a Half Men
Season 6
Episode 13
Charlie Harper
Alan Harper
gambling
Ironic Quotes

— You are pazzo!
— Maybe, but I've got the tickets.

After winning poker tickets to the Titanic.

Titanic
Jack Dawson
Fabrizio De Rossi
winning, gain
gambling
excitement, gamble
Ironic Quotes

Rachel Green: — Now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?
Phoebe Buffay: — Yeah, what is that? Like some kind of sexist guy thing? It's poker, so only guys can play?
Ross Geller: — No. Women can play.
Phoebe Buffay: — Then, what is it? Some kind of, like, some kind of, you know... All right, what is it?

Friends
Season 1
Episode 18
Ross Geller
Rachel Green
Phoebe Buffay
gambling
Funny Quotes

We're not playing together, but then again, we're not playing against each other either. It's like the Nature Channel. You don't see piranhas eating each other, do you?

Rounders
Mike McDermott
cards
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