She gives the worst massages ever! It was like she was torturing me for information. I wanted to give it up. I just didn't know what it was! Friends Season 5 Episode 13 Chandler Bing torture Ironic Quotes
— Have you ever given a foot massage? — Don't be telling me about foot massages, I'm the foot fuckin' master. Pulp Fiction Vincent Vega Jules Winnfield
Masseuses — half doctors, half hookers that solve everything. The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 18 Homer Simpson Funny Quotes