I've had a really lousy Christmas, you've *just* managed to kill my New Year's, if you come back on Easter — you can burn down my apartment. While You Were Sleeping Lucy Moderatz Funny Quotes
Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies... to make people feel like crap. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Joel Barish Valentine's Day Sarcastic Quotes
'Summer has no day,' she said. 'We can't possibly have a summer love.' F. Scott Fitzgerald This Side of Paradise Eleanor summer
Ah. Uncomfortable silences and alcohol. Just like Thanksgiving at home. Scrubs Season 1 Episode 9 J.D. alcohol (drug) preterition Funny Quotes
— I hear it's going to be a party of special magnificence. — You know Bilbo. He has the whole place in an uproar! — That's a pleasant. — Half the Shire has been invited. The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring Gandalf Frodo Baggins birthday Ironic Quotes
— What's it like to be the only person committed to their work while the rest of us are slumming? — You mean, what's it like to be the only person not to finish their work on time? The Holiday Jasper Bloom Iris Simpkins work rest career Ironic Quotes
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. Rodney Dangerfield masks Halloween Funny Quotes
— We're celebrating? Today was a disaster, and we got lucky. — You're right. But when you get lucky, you celebrate. Good Doctor Season 1 Episode 18 Morgan Reznick Neil Melendez luck fun
Why are our songs so dark but our shows a celebration? Because our songs are to help you get through those dark times and our shows are a celebration of you making it through another day. Our shows are celebrating the fact that you’re not alone. So let’s celebrate. Tyler Joseph song gloom, dark
When ye come to appear before me, who hath required this at your hand, to tread my courts? Bring no more vain oblations; incense is an abomination unto me; the new moons and sabbaths, the calling of assemblies, I cannot away with; it is iniquity, even the solemn meeting. The Holy Bible. Book of Isaiah religion
Every day is a holiday, When you're the reason to celebrate. Katy Perry Every Day Is a Holiday love you Beautiful Quotes
Yeah, well, from now on, every Halloween, I'm staying at home. I'm gonna toss a bowl of candy on the front porch, lock the front door, turn out the lights and be sitting in the living room with a shotgun in my lap. Hawaii Five-0 Season 10 Episode 5 Lou Grover hospitality Halloween Ironic Quotes
The holidays are an obligatory performance where families buy each other gifts and pretend everything is perfect. Good Doctor Season 2 Episode 10 Tyler Durness hypocrisy conventionality theater