— This is a jigsaw puzzle. — It's broken! — That's the object ALF. You're supposed to put it together. — Why? I didn't break it! Copy quote Share Report a mistake ALF Season 1 Episode 2 Willie TannerALFGameFunny Quotes
— Pugsley, sit in the chair. — Why? — So we can play a game. — What game? — [strapping him in] It's called, "Is There a God?" Copy quote Share Report a mistake 2 comments The Addams FamilyWednesday AddamsPugsley AddamsGodGameFunny Quotes
— Tell me again. Was I really good? I was so nervous. My knees were shaking. — Your knees were fine. — The applause wasn't very loud. — Yes, it was. Well, it's the acoustics. It's all about diffusion. It keeps the sound waves from grouping. When the sound waves, they propagate, then it's like an... — You are such a nerd. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Spider-Man 3Peter Parker / Spider-ManMary Jane WatsonSoundsGameExcitementFunny Quotes
— Elizabeth is standing right behind you right now, she said. She knows what stretch this is for you. — If your friend's really behind me, ask her what I'm doing with my hand: Rock, paper or scissors? — Rock. — Rock. — Scissors. — Scissors. — Paper. — Paper. — Rock again. — Rock again. — He's flipping me off. — Are you flipping her off? You're flipping her off! — How woulld you...? — OK. OK, sometimes people with emotional and mental disturbances can have psychic moments. But even if she was real, do you know what you're risking for this woman?Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake Just Like HeavenElizabeth MastersonJack HariskyDavid AbbottGamePredictabilityConvictionFunny Quotes