— Elizabeth is standing right behind you right now, she said. She knows what stretch this is for you.
— If your friend's really behind me, ask her what I'm doing with my hand: Rock, paper or scissors?
— Rock.
— Rock.
— Scissors.
— Scissors.
— Paper.
— Paper.
— Rock again.
— Rock again.
— He's flipping me off.
— Are you flipping her off? You're flipping her off!
— How woulld you...?
— OK. OK, sometimes people with emotional and mental disturbances can have psychic moments. But even if she was real, do you know what you're risking for this woman?

— Well, that didn't take very long.
— No. No, she barged in, she got locked out of her apartment.
— You don't have to explain, I get it.
— No, you don't get anything, she's just using the bathroom...
— Her voice sounded like it came from the bedroom.
— It did?
— Come here. I want to show you something. When you know, you know, right?
— I had no idea that's...
— You had no idea she was naked on your bed. No. You're wondering what she looks like. A little?
— No, I'm not. Not enough to go look.
— Tell you what. I'll do a little recon for ya. Don't worry. I'm a doctor.
— Elizabeth. No, no, no, no, no.
— Relax. She's got a tattoo on her ass. It says "All aboard".
— Really?
— In 3 languages. She's very cultural.
— Oh, that's funny. You know, you sound jealous.
— Oh, please.
— You do.