— If you ask it of me, I will give you the one ring.
— You offer it to me freely. I do not deny that my heart has greatly desried this. In the place of a Dark Lord, you would have a Queen! [She changes, and she seems very powerful] Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!... [She becomes normal again] I pass the test. I will diminish, and go into the west, and remain Galadriel.

— Well, that didn't take very long.
— No. No, she barged in, she got locked out of her apartment.
— You don't have to explain, I get it.
— No, you don't get anything, she's just using the bathroom...
— Her voice sounded like it came from the bedroom.
— It did?
— Come here. I want to show you something. When you know, you know, right?
— I had no idea that's...
— You had no idea she was naked on your bed. No. You're wondering what she looks like. A little?
— No, I'm not. Not enough to go look.
— Tell you what. I'll do a little recon for ya. Don't worry. I'm a doctor.
— Elizabeth. No, no, no, no, no.
— Relax. She's got a tattoo on her ass. It says "All aboard".
— Really?
— In 3 languages. She's very cultural.
— Oh, that's funny. You know, you sound jealous.
— Oh, please.
— You do.