Food Quotes

— What I don't understand is how you intend to pay for the party. It pains me to say this, but you're broke, my Queen.
— Then go collect more taxes.
— Your Majesty, I don't know the last time you were in the town, but the people are starving.
— Do you have no imagination? Go tell the villagers that bread is meat, less is more, blah, blah, blah. Commoners love a good metaphor.

— And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
— They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
— No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
— Then what do they call it?
— They call it a Royale with cheese.
— A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
— Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.

You take chicken for example, maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything.