Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states. Good job, America. Jim Carrey homosexuality law Sarcastic Quotes
America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up. Oscar Wilde Ironic Quotes
— How did you find America? — Turned left at Greenland. A Hard Day's Night John Lennon Reporter geography Funny Quotes
England and America are two countries separated by the same language. George Bernard Shaw England English Ironic Quotes Similar Quote: The Canterville Ghost - Oscar Wilde
Here in this rich, safe, stupid country it is so easy to imagine oneself a hero. The Believer Mrs. Frankel heroism
"Why can't these American women stay in their own country? They are always telling us that it is the paradise for women." "It is. That is the reason why, like Eve, they are so excessively anxious to get out of it," said Lord Henry. Oscar Wilde The Picture of Dorian Gray Lord Henry Wotton Uncle George women paradise feminism
While you Americans... you are fighting for the biggest nothing in history! Apocalypse Now Hubert de Marais war
Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. Gore Vidal power, authority election Americans illiteracy Ironic Quotes
It was wonderful to find America but it would have been more wonderful to miss it. Mark Twain Sarcastic Quotes
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. Oscar Wilde The Canterville Ghost England USA English Similar Quote: George Bernard Shaw
Mafia's messenger: — You are cynical bastard, you know that? Barack Obama on TV: — To reclaim the American dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth that out of many, we are one. Mafia's messenger: — You hear that line? Line's for you. Jackie Cogan: — Don't make me laugh. We're one people. It's a myth created by Thomas Jefferson. Mafia's messenger: — Oh, now you're gonna have a go at Jefferson? Jackie Cogan: — My friend, Jefferson's an American saint... because he wrote the words, “All men are created equal“... words he clearly didn't believe, since he allowed his own children to live in slavery. He was a rich wine snob who was sick of paying taxes to the Brits... so, yeah, he wrote some lovely words and aroused the rabble... and they went out and died for those words... while he sat back and drank his wine and fucked his slave girl. This guy wants to tell me we're living in a community. Don't make me laugh. I'm living in America, and in America, you're on your own. Americas not a country. it's just a business. Now fucking pay me. Killing Them Softly Jackie Cogan Mafia's messenger
Nobody saves America by sniffing cocaine. Jiggling your knees blankeyed in the rain, when it snows in your nose you catch cold in your brain. Allen Ginsberg drugs
You know, Frank, this a country... It's no... There is no ideas here. Opportunity, ooh, yes. Sure, they got them. But there is no happiness. The Postman Always Rings Twice (1981) Nick Papadakis opportunities
This country is still growing up. Certain diseases it's better to have when you're still young. Once Upon a Time in America Maximilian «Max» Bercovicz country disease childhood Ironic Quotes