Friends [Season 3, Episode 18]

— Have you told him how you feel?
— Yes. Not out loud.

— It's just that hypnosis is beyond crap.
— I watched you get hypnotized in Atlantic City.
— That guy did not hypnotize me, okay?
— You always pull your pants down and play "Wipe Out" on your butt.

Oh, dark mother, once again I suckle at your smoky teat.

The way to quit smoking is to dance naked in a field of heather... and then bathe in the sweat of six healthy young men.