— Excuse me! But this is a purebred, show-quality sphinx cat.
— How much did you pay for that?
— It was extravagant, but I got a good deal.
— How much?
— Thousand bucks.
— On a cat?
— My grandma had one when I was little. It was the sweetest thing. It would sit in my lap and just purr all day long. I would drag a string and it would chase it.
— Free cats do that too, you know.