This next song is called 'Wolf Moon' [crowd starts to cheer]. Wait with cheering until you hear what the song's about. It's about a guy who turns into a werewolf when he engages in oral sex with a menstruating woman. cunnilingus Ironic Quotes
I left the stage because I thought I had to shit, but then I lost the feeling. black humor Sarcastic Quotes
It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath. God madness religion
Success is defined by two things: One is how many people hate you. The second is if you had sex with Madonna. I'm only halfway there, but a lot of people hate me. success Ironic Quotes
We live to avoid death, we exist to avoid unexistence. death meaning of life existence life Meaningful Quotes
I'm the product of 6 million years of evolution? Come on, man. I crawled out of a swamp yesterday. evolution human, people Ironic Quotes
Well, darkness with humor... I'm not an extremely suicidal or sad person. quotes about myself sense of humor gloom, dark
I hate the human race. Of course, therefore, I hate myself the most, because I am the least of the human race. humanity hate quotes about myself