Abdul

— Is the surgery over?
— Yeah, you're in heaven. I'm god and this is St. Peter.
— Salam Aleikum!
— Oh shit!

— And it is "blow one's brains" and not just "blow someone"!
— I know!

— I would have gone to school for another job!
— You went to SCHOOL for this shit?

— But what can happen? Franky is harmless!
— Are you kidding? I heard Franky once bit someones balls off, that owed him money. And he swallowed them!

— The doctor says to the man: You got two different testicles. One is made of wood, and the other one is metal. The man is quite surprised, and the doctor doesn't know what to say either. But then he asks: "Do you have children?" The man says: Pinocchio is 3 and Terminator will be 7 soon.
— That's the joke?
— Yes, damit!
— Who is "Ponocchio"?
— "Pinocchio" is a marionette — made of wood. And "Terminator" is made of metal.
— I don't understand your joke!
— Because you don't listen right!
— I did!
— No, you didn't! I have to explain every joke to you three times and you still don't get it!
— I understood your fucking joke! "Terminator" is a machine! — made of metal! But why is a child a marionette?

— But the fucking cops stole it. They are all corrupt! Corrupt!
— See?
— I know!

— I think we can lower our hands now...
— Hands up! This is a robbery!
— What are you looking at assholes? Gimme all your money or you're dead!
— You've arrived too late, by one minute...