The Simpsons [Season 13]

Remember when I said I would eat you last? I lied.

— Who wants to put on a leotard and get screamed at.
— Well, hookers and Spider-man.

Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us: Marge, Bart, Girl-Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him!

I can't take his money. I can't print my own money. I have to work for money. Why don't I just lie down and die?

— Dad, you just said that three minutes ago.
— "Unregardless," I will no longer be a slave to this.