TV, Television Quotes

— Let's just leave the kids here.
— Here in the room? By themselves?
— No... with the television.

“The TV's the altar. I'm what people are sacrificing to.'
'What do they sacrifice?' asked Shadow.
'Their time, mostly,' said Lucy. 'Sometimes each other.”

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Neil Gaiman

American Gods

Rich people have small TVs and big libraries, and poor people have small libraries and big TVs.

They watch their sets and the gamma rays eat the white cells of their brains out.

Oh, sorry, rich boy. My TV doesn't get the news. Just The Bible Channel and some kind of Chinese boxing.

The Janitor (Glenn Matthews)

Sarcastic Quotes

— Well, you know the shows on TV?
— I don't watch TV.
— Yes, but you're aware that there's an invention called television, and on that invention they show shows?

Stop saying things, Bart. That's the TV's job.

I would have thought watching your TV shows was torture enough.

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Tomorrow never dies

James Bond

Television is by nature the dominator drug par excellence. Control of content, uniformity of content, repeatability of content make it inevitably a tool of coersion, brainwashing, and manipulation.

We don't believe what's on TV,
Because it's what we want to see,
And what we want we know we can't believe,
We have all learned to kill our dreams.

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Twenty One Pilots

We Don't Believe What's on TV

Mistrust

50 per cent of politics is about creating a problem. The other 50 percent is about offering to solve it. All you've got to do is bugger something up, then hasten to your nearest TV station with a solution. Doesn't matter what it is. The environment, hospitals, crime... Create a crime wave and up will pop some perfectly plausible head-selling police.

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