The Simpsons [Season 19]

He died as he lived — like a dork.

If only these walls could talk. Then people would pay to see my talking walls.

I like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small.

— See that fat lady with the moustache? That's you.
— See that hippo rolling in dung? You're the dung.

Stop saying things, Bart. That's the TV's job.

— Uh, you know that's a boy, right?
— Oh, I thought she was peein' out of her nipple.