Listen, Supergirl. I'm gonna break you into so many pieces that my grandmother, who can do a 1,000-piece puzzle in an hour, will never be able to put you back together, even if she goes go back in time to when her vision was perfect. Scrubs Season 1 Episode 8 Dr. Perry Cox Funny Quotes
The next time you raise a hand to me will be the last time you have hands. Game of Thrones Season 1 Episode 4 Daenerys Targaryen
He is trying to frighten you—a sure sign that he is frightened himself. Wilkie Collins The Woman in White Walter Hartright fear
Because if it's just you alone... you're not as much of a threat. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Luna Lovegood loneliness
— When we attack today, our arrows will blot out the sun! — Then we will fight in the shade. The 300 Spartans (1962) Hydarnes King Leonidas of Sparta war positive quotes
— Have you ever embraced someone dying of plague, sire? — No, but if you interrupt me again, I assure you that you shall. Gladiator (2000) Gracchus Commodus Sarcastic Quotes
— You know, if Morgana doesn't kill you, I will. — Threatening your king is treason, Merlin. — How about threatening an ass? — Heard that! Merlin Season 5 Episode 1 Arthur Pendragon Merlin cheating, treason Ironic Quotes
Snootch to the motherfucking nootch! Go back to your paper routes, you Mighty Duck Fucks! Dogma Jay Funny Quotes
Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 7 Jaime Lannister Sarcastic Quotes
One day... Somehow, some way, I'm gonna get outta here. And I'm gonna rain down on you like the holy ghost. Suicide Squad Floyd Lawton / Deadshot
Anything happens to my daughter, I got a.45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you. Clueless Mel Horowitz father Funny Quotes
— His Grace is growing fond of you. — I can tell. He only threatened to behead me twice. George R. R. Martin A Dance with Dragons Jon Snow Melisandre sympathy Sarcastic Quotes
He said he was gonna break my legs. And don't tell me he didn't mean it, okay? 'Cause he gave me the dead mackerel eyes. He meant it. Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 3 Saul Goodman Sarcastic Quotes
— You had better give up, senor. You cannot kill us all. — Nope, but I can clean your colon out quicker than... one of them burritos with extra guacamole sauce. Major Payne Maj. Benson Payne Sarcastic Quotes