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Striptease Quotes

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A stripper at a bachelor party. That is so cliche. Why don't you guys get a magician?

Friends
Season 3
Episode 12
Phoebe Buffay
Funny Quotes

— Things don't just turn up. You're living in a dream world. Money doesn't just fall from the sky.
— Obviously you've never been sitting ringside when a pole dancer hangs upside down.

Two and a Half Men
Season 5
Episode 5
Charlie Harper
Alan Harper
money
Ironic Quotes

— So, Edward, did you have a productive day?
— Mrs Monroe showed me where the salon will be. <...> Then she showed me the back room where she took all her clothes off.

Edward Scissorhands
Bill Boggs
Edward Scissorhands
Funny Quotes

This is a ballet studio, Terry. Okay? These poles are horizontal.

The Other Guys
Detective Terry Hoitz
Francine
dance

— There's a girl out there who calls herself Venus. What's her real name?
— Pluto.
— You're cheeky.
— Would you like me to stop being cheeky?
— No.

Closer
Larry Grey
Alice Ayres
girls
secrets
sex
lie
Sarcastic Quotes
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