— Quick, first place we made love?
— Give me a break. We've never «made love».

Because no one understands how important sex is better than someone who isn't having it.

— I don't wanna tell the world I deflowered Elena's brother.
— And deflowered and deflowered.

Mistake or not, one cool thing about sex is it always puts you in a good mood.

I miss you. Maybe tonight we can, you know, rent a movie and then not watch it.

You'll rock her world so hard with your vamp sex, she'll be yours forever.