Persuasion Quotes

Let us not forget the great Richard Dawkins who finally freed the world of religion long ago. Dawkins knew that logic and reason were the way of the future. But it wasn't until he met his beautiful wife that he learned using logic and reason isn't enough. You have to be a dick to everyone who doesn't think like you.

— From what I hear tell of Captain Barbossa, he's not a man to suffer fools, nor strike a bargain with one.
— Then I'd say it's a good thing I'm not a fool.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

— He's in a meeting.
— Yeah, I know. In about two seconds with the Pecker.
— I'm gonna rip your fucking tits off. You wanna talk about trouble? That's trouble. <...> Look, fuckstick, I'm incredibly busy, so why don't you get the hell out of here before I snap your dick off and jam it into your ass?

— It says here you're getting Martin Weir for the part of Love joy.
— That's right, we're getting Martin.
— Come on, how you gonna do that?
— I'm gonna take a gun, I'm gonna put it to his head, I'm gonna say, sign the fuckin' papers, Martin, or you're dead. That's it.