South Park [Season 10]

Let us not forget the great Richard Dawkins who finally freed the world of religion long ago. Dawkins knew that logic and reason were the way of the future. But it wasn't until he met his beautiful wife that he learned using logic and reason isn't enough. You have to be a dick to everyone who doesn't think like you.

You need to have a life. Have fun. *Then* ruin it by having a serious relationship.

If we're still alive in the morning, then we'll know we're not dead.

— Oh my God, he killed Kenny!
— You bastard!